— Miss Singapore Airlines — tried it. I had a business class ticket, minding my bougie little business, when she decides to delay my flight by 26 hours. Fine, life happens.But then she really had the audacity to cancel it and send me a text like,> “You’ve been rebooked… for THREE DAYS later.
In COACH.”COACH, baby. I said absolutely not.I picked up the phone and dialed with the swiftness of a First Class Queen who’s had her champagne snatched. The agent answered with an attitude, like I was inconveniencing her. But once I said, “Check the booking, darling — I’m in BUSINESS,”Suddenly she turned into Mary Poppins with manners.“Ohhh I’m so sorry ma’am, let me take a look!” 🥴But wait — it gets dumber. I had to call FOUR TIMES to get my flight fixed. Four! And every time I got a new contestant in the Customer Service Hunger Games. No one knew what the last one did. I was passing around more confirmation numbers than a bingo hall.
Who was I talking to?! The ghost of standby past?!Listen — I don’t care if it’s turbulence, tech issues, or a solar eclipse.You don’t play with a girl’s itinerary, and you definitely don’t downgrade a First Class Queen. Period.